Two pieces of good
news this month: My friend Kate gave birth to a baby boy, Eric.
And I've been commissioned to write a play.
On a more sombre
note, I've lost the will to drink. This is a shame as one of the
compensations of being a writer is that it's acceptable to be
drunk quite a lot of the time, even if you are a woman. You
don't even have to be witty in an Oscar Wilde/Dorothy Parker kind of a
way. In practice, constant quipping while drunk can get on
everyone's nerves. The best plan is to practice a special
sardonic expression and to make sure everyone around you is as drunk
as you or more drunk. When they wake up the next day, they will
remember looking over at you and seeing a wry smile and they
will imagine that you were very good company, both witty and
intelligent, and that - judging by the hangover - they were merely too
oafishly drunk to appreciate your aphorisms, let alone remember them.
Apart from
the drinking, there are lots of other reasons to want be a writer, of
course - for example, advancing age is often believed to bring
wisdom and is therefore considered an advantage rather than a
hindrance. With writing, there is no biological clock and no body facism.
So, hooray for
being a writer.
Here's to 2007.