Friday, 4 January 2013

Gizoogle: Helen Smizzle's Book Shit

Thanks to my friend Flavia Fraser-Cannon I have spent the morning using Gizoogle to translate webpages into gangsta talk. It's very enjoyable. Do try it.

Here's my recent post about my dystopian novel, The Miracle Inspector, transnizzled. I like the way readers are invited to sign up for Helen Smizzle's Book Shit. I might actually change it on my site...

And here's a biography on my Amazon page:

"Helen Smizzle be a gangmember of tha Writas Guild of Great Britain n' Da Crime Writas Association. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass."

It's a very enjoyable way to waste time, isn't it? Don't count on getting any work done once you start transnizzling.

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Jon said...

I can't wait for one of yo' books to come out in Gangsta... Jx

Helen Smith said...

It's very tempting to try to put a manuscript through the translater and put out a gangsta book. I have wasted SO much time on Gizoogle today. Very enjoyable, though not very productive.